Bus Report #924
He gets on at his stop and folds his tall, tall body into a seat near the front of the bus.
Out comes the mustache balm and the beard oil, the dandy brush, the straight comb for his sideburns.
When his mustache and beard are properly groomed, he takes a thermos flask of coffee from his backpack and adds some sugars, then he screws the lid back on and shakes the flask. He takes a few sips and then returns the thermos to his backpack pocket for the rest of the ride.
When he gets out the bus, he has to duck his head to get through the door.