Bus Report #558
The other day we had a 22 Fillmore driver who narrated the whole ride out to Geary, and very little of what he said made any sense.
As we made our way down Fillmore Street, he called out each stop, then added what he perceived to be the local attractions at each stop.
Some of his observations made sense, like encouraging the tourists on our bus to get out at Haight to catch a bus to the upper Haight, or to get out at Hayes to see Alamo Square.
Others were just... nutty.
At Fillmore and McAllister he said, "Anyone want to see a bikini contest? Yes sir, right here we have a world famous bikini contest, with girls."
The next stop was by the McDonalds: "Mc-Mc-Mc-Mc Donald's, folks, Mc-Mc-Mc-Mc Donald's. Get your burgers and your nuggets."
We pulled in to the stop by Yoshi's and he started rambling about a baby shower. I couldn't figure that one out.