Bus Report #89
For the second time this summer, the bus was full of horrible, disgusting people.
Sneezing people.
Stale-cigarette-and-beer people.
Fruity-perfume-spray people.
Fast-food-breakfast-eating people.
Several teenagers going to summer school, shouting obscenities back and forth.
A headphones-wearing man, singing awfully along to his music.
I wanted to get out the bus, so I got off at Potrero, but could barely get off the bus as a VERY pushy woman tried to get on as I was getting off. I said, "Hey, let me of first, Christ!"
She said "sorry" but continued to push. I hit her with my elbow.
Hopefully this afternoon will be better.
Sneezing people.
Stale-cigarette-and-beer people.
Fruity-perfume-spray people.
Fast-food-breakfast-eating people.
Several teenagers going to summer school, shouting obscenities back and forth.
A headphones-wearing man, singing awfully along to his music.
I wanted to get out the bus, so I got off at Potrero, but could barely get off the bus as a VERY pushy woman tried to get on as I was getting off. I said, "Hey, let me of first, Christ!"
She said "sorry" but continued to push. I hit her with my elbow.
Hopefully this afternoon will be better.
posted by Rachel at 3:44 PM
3 Comments:
Rach elbows a fat lady!? Was it in the face!? Can I get video footage of this? "Outta my way, bitch!" smack! AWESOME.
(Don't be hatin' on the fruity perfume people, though. Me and my Hermès Eau d'Orange Vert might get upset.)
Remind me to get you some brass knuckles for your birthday. Does way more damage then a mere elbow.
I recommend umbrellas....lethal but legal
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