Most Disturbing "Cute" Characters Ever

After a lovely This American Brunch yesterday, the Teacher's Pet and I took a neighborhood walk. On the walk I encountered THE MOST DISTURBING "CUTE" CHARACTERS EVER, at a new shop.
They are called Parasite Pals and feature memorable characters such as Holly Hostess, Tickle Tapeworm, A Bed Bug, An Eyelash Mite and my least favorite, the Head Louse.
I'm not kidding.
There is even a website.
Take a peek.

Gross.
But a little cute.